Trading Card Statistics

The charts below represent the text of the trading cards as originally represented in The Perpetual Rose.  This information was originally compiled by Cüinn Cleary and Mickey Riley

Age denotes apparent physical age, not age of emanation.

Hotness is rated from Tara’s perception, on a scale of 1-10 where 5 = reasonably good-looking and 10 = impossible for humans to achieve.

*HMSER = His Most Sublime and Eminent Radiance; HMPS = His Most Puissant Sentience

 

Daniel Mc Darragh Player #1
Vital Statistics 1.822 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect.
Age 19
Hotness 8
Description Handsome in an adorable puppyish way. Lopsided grin. Dark, mid-length hair, falls into his eyes. Incredibly thin and weedy, pale. Loose-fitting tunics made of clearly organic rough weaves, boots, practical trousers.
Skills Sweet natured; covers for the fact that he has no real talents.
Sexual prowess and kinks Sadly, vanilla. Endearingly awkward in bed.
RBI 71
Average duration of play 15 minutes, 39 seconds

 

 

 

Sloane Lord Redmond Player #2
Vital Statistics 1.755 meters tall, cock size 17.09 cm when erect.
Age 33
Hotness 8
Description Handsome, regular features, strong but wistful.   Ideally built, a rugged, romantic hero. Light brown hair, efficiently cropped. Wears formal shirts, breeches and boots, but in an unaffected way, as a uniform.
Skills Good with horses. Self-sacrificing, delusional.
Sexual prowess and kinks Gets off on soft-porn romance novels.
RBI 6
Average duration of play 19 minutes, 13 seconds

 

 

 

Evan Finlay-Cole, Esq. Player #3
Vital Statistics 1.815 meters tall, cock size 17.78 cm when erect.
Age 24
Hotness 10
Description Thin, delicate hands, gamine, pale.   Sensuous lips, a dreamy sort of beauty. A carefully trimmed goatee, long, lovely golden hair often elaborately braided.   Foppish cloaks and lacy sleeves; mostly now designed by Quennel.
Skills Incredible musician, prefers traditional instruments, madrigals etc.
Sexual prowess and kinks Humiliation fetish.
RBI 24
Average duration of play 11 minutes, 51 seconds

 

 

 

Whirljack Riordan Player #4
Vital Statistics 1.9 meters tall*, cock size 17.45 cm when erect.
Age 29
Hotness 10
Description High cheekbones, intense expression, magnetically charismatic. Long auburn hair. Large, imposing, attractive but not overly muscular. Dress is casual with touches of quirky style. Looks effortless, but he’s well aware of the use of clothing to support an image. Most of Two of Jack’s income is from his clothing lines.
Skills Pop star, political activist, indomitable will.
Sexual prowess and kinks A sexual dynamo. Pretends he isn’t into twincest.
RBI 37
Average duration of play 2 hours, 21 minutes, 17 seconds

 

 

 

Michael “Mickey” Riley Player #5
Vital Statistics 1.770 meters tall, cock size 16.62 cm when erect.
Age 27
Hotness 8
Description Blandly handsome; capable of playing dumb, but there is a mischievous look in his eyes. Thin, but with wiry musculature. Medium blond hair, cut very short. When not in uniform he wears casual slacks or jeans paired with outrageously printed shirts, as if perpetually on an island shore leave.
Skills Intelligence agent, expert martial artist.
Sexual prowess and kinks Fighting gets him hot.
RBI 426
Average duration of play 9 minutes, 35 seconds

 

 

 

Thomas “Tommy” Duffy Player #6
Vital Statistics 1.715 meters tall, cock size 15.54 cm when erect.
Age 36
Hotness 7
Description Medium build, solid but just starting to gain the natural weight of aging. Has the look of a handsome man who has seen better days;   always looks like he’s had a rough night, but his world-weary aura adds to his charm. Dark hair, stylishly cut. Dresses formally for the club; likes ancient tuxedos. In daily life, very understated black clothing, jeans, expensive leather jackets.
Skills Nightclub singer. Friendly, a good listener.
Sexual prowess and kinks Porn, sex toys, showers, lingerie, spanking, cosplay – pretty much everything except hard-core bdsm.
RBI 143
Average duration of play 7 minutes, 46 seconds

 

 

 

HRH Patrick Fitzroy Player #7
Vital Statistics 1.781 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect.
Age 35
Hotness 10
Description Perfectly built, perfectly handsome.   A fairy-tale prince. Charming, charismatic, a good negotiator. Blond hair cut short with a side part.   Perfectly built – fit, but musculature is part of the package and does not attract more attention than the whole.   Impeccably tasteful dress.   Often wears official ceremonial uniforms as part of his role as Prince Consort.
Skills Diplomat. Reliable, kind, tactful. Goes into murderous fugues.
Sexual prowess and kinks
RBI 795!
Average duration of play 17 minutes, 54 seconds

 

 

 

Cüinn Cleary Player #8
Vital Statistics 1.703 meters tall, cock size 15.44 cm when erect.
Age 28
Hotness 8
Description Cute; he’d be handsome if he weren’t always gaping at everything. Wears thick-rimmed glasses he doesn’t need because he thinks it makes him look intellectual. Hair is medium brown, cut is utilitarian and unremarkable, tends to get overgrown.   A bit on the thin-side, pale and not very conditioned as one might expect of a man who spends his life in a lab coat. He has two varieties of shirt: a striped sweater and a short-sleeved, collarless button-up. He has each in a variety of colors: black, red, white, green to pair with slacks and sneakers. In this way, he efficiently avoids having to bother thinking about what to wear.   He feels naked without his lab coat.
Skills Theoretical physics.   Genius. Idiot.
Sexual prowess and kinks Thinks lab coats are sexy.
RBI 41
Average duration of play 12 minutes, 46 seconds

 

 

 

Sir James “Jamey” Maonach Player #9
Vital Statistics 1.882 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect.
Age 22
Hotness 9
Description The thinnest emanation.   Ethereal, pale, fine-boned.   There is a great fragility about him.   He is beautiful, but it is the sort of beauty brought on by much suffering. Strawberry blonde hair, slightly below shoulder-length. Wears folkish natural weaves in white, off-white and taupe.
Skills Gardening, botany, suffering.
Sexual prowess and kinks Sex in the open air.
RBI 54
Average duration of play 16 minutes, 34 seconds

 

 

 

HMSER* Ailann Tiarnan Player #10
Vital Statistics 1.833 meters tall, cock size 17.78 cm when erect.
Age 44
Hotness 9
Description Medium build. He carries himself with dignity and purpose. The effect is of an intimidating majesty.   Wavy dark hair, moderately short, bearded. He’s very handsome, but the immediate reaction is to be more impressed than attracted – he seems distinguished, wise, compassionate. Generally garbed in the ceremonial robes of the Archon, which are sumptuous and regal, embroidered richly in traditional Dolparessan designs.
Skills Living God of Skarsia, controls power grid and defense system for the Domha’vei, also controls the weather on Dolparessa.
Sexual prowess and kinks Fucks like God.
RBI 39
Average duration of play 1 hour, 34 minutes, 32 seconds

 

 

 

Admiral Cillian Whelan Player #11
Vital Statistics 1.829 meters tall, cock size 20.82 cm when erect.
Age 32
Hotness 8
Description Roughly handsome. Medium brown hair, crew cut, compact and muscular.   Always moving a bit too far into someone else’s space. Almost always in military uniform; often wears shadehuds.
Skills Military strategist, tactician, able warrior.
Sexual prowess and kinks Hard core bdsm.
RBI 190
Average duration of play 34 minutes, 15 seconds

 

 

 

David “Davy” Gannon Player #12
Vital Statistics 1.677 meters tall, cock size 15.66 cm when erect.
Age 28
Hotness 8
Description Sweet-faced with a boyish smile.   Medium build, light brown hair, carelessly cut and swept to one side. Casual dress with playful accents.
Skills Toymaker, bioengineer, creator god.
Sexual prowess and kinks
RBI 66
Average duration of play 14 minutes, 11 seconds

 

 

Wynne Rafferty Player #13
Vital Statistics 1.733 meters tall, cock size 16.49 cm when erect.
Age 31
Hotness 8
Description Charismatically handsome.   Medium build, very fit, blond hair, close cropped, sideburns. Stylish, slick, a little flashy. Has a thing for velvet jackets and vlizaard loafers. Gives the impression that he is continually trying to sell something, but he is so likable that no one minds.
Skills Gambler. Skews probability in his favor.
Sexual prowess and kinks
RBI 5
Average duration of play 9 minutes, 34 seconds

 

 

 

Owen Carrick Player #14
Vital Statistics 1.838 meters tall, cock size 18.29 cm when erect.
Age 36
Hotness 7
Description Square face with rough but gentle features. Dark brown, bangs, scruffy cut, thickly muscular. Wears denim with occasional casual leather, thrice-hardened steel toed boots.
Skills Mining/Geotechnical Engineer
Sexual prowess and kinks
RBI 19
Average duration of play 13 minutes, 56 seconds

 

 

 

Driscoll Garrett Player #15
Vital Statistics 1.727 meters tall, cock size 15.48 cm when erect.
Age 30
Hotness 8
Description Slim and fit, in the manner of a man who is nervously watching to make certain he cuts a stylish figure.   Dark brown hair, overlong in front, has been known to experiment with different styles and styling techniques/products. Sensuous lips, a touch of androgyny. Dresses to outrage with scarfs, feather-boas, designer clothes, over-the-top glam. Often wears eyeliner.
Skills Artist, gallery owner, party planner.
Sexual prowess and kinks Jazz cigarettes.
RBI 47
Average duration of play 24 minutes, 11 seconds

 

 

 


Ross Adare, JD, LL.CD.
Player #16
Vital Statistics 1.777 meters tall, cock size 16.71 cm when erect.
Age 35
Hotness 9
Description Tara described him as a commercial grade Apollo. Very handsome, the kind of man women dream of as a trophy husband. Light brown hair, bleaches blonde in the sunlight, conservatively cut. Fit, tanned, moderately muscular. Wears expensive, exquisitely tailored suits. Has flare, but always tasteful.
Skills CEO, lawyer.
Sexual prowess and kinks
RBI 36
Average duration of play 10 minutes, 15 seconds

 

 

 

Callum O’Shea Player #17
Vital Statistics 1.719 meters tall, cock size 15.871 cm when erect.
Age 21
Hotness 9
Description Pretty toyboy. Small and thin, with wiry musculature. Shaggy dark hair, almost shoulder-length, with streaks of blue-green dye. Wears leathers, boots, collar. Prefers to go shirtless, but will wear a white t in public. Nipple rings.
Skills Lifestyle submissive.   Incredible tolerance to pain.
Sexual prowess and kinks Will try anything. Enjoys abuse.
RBI 68
Average duration of play 32 minutes, 43 seconds

 

 

 

HMSER Suibhne Ennis Player #18
Vital Statistics 1.831 meters tall, cock size 16.53 cm when erect.
Age 34
Hotness 7
Description A handsome rounded face which can seem alternately stern or childlike. Long fiery hair, sometimes kept in a ponytail. Imposing build. Wears an array of bizarre fancy-dress costumes, most recently Admiral Nelson.
Skills Madman, Archon substitute.
Sexual prowess and kinks There’s just no telling.
RBI 17
Average duration of play 12 minutes, 45 seconds

 

 

 

Tarlach Tadgh Player #19
Vital Statistics 1.73 meters tall, cock size 15.44 cm when erect.
Age 37
Hotness 8
Description Inoffensively handsome except for a winning smile; gives the effect of being both serious and sympathetic.   Light brown. hair, bearded, vaguely resembles Freud. Medium build, has a fondness for tweed.
Skills Talk show psychologist. He is insightful but also media savvy. He has a pragmatic view of ethics.
Sexual prowess and kinks Other people’s business.
RBI 37
Average duration of play 15 minutes, 31 seconds

 

 

 

Lugh Carrick Player #20
Vital Statistics 1.801 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect.
Age 36
Hotness 10
Description Similar facial structure to Owen, but somehow gives the appearance of being much more attractive. Very, very handsome. Bleached blond hair with dark roots deliberately showing and coiffed into an elaborate pompadour. Gorgeous, beefy – a gay pinup body. Wears trendy leather, sunglasses, a caricature of 1950s style tough guy.
Skills “Mining engineer.” Has never worked a day in his emanation. The kind of guy who hangs out in leather bars looking hot. He’s also extraordinarily kind and sympathetic.
Sexual prowess and kinks His brother.
RBI 19
Average duration of play 12 minutes, 19 seconds

 

 

 

Blackjack Riordan Player #21
Vital Statistics 1.9 meters tall (Blackjack appears to be 1.785m tall, but only because he slumps), cock size 17.45 cm when erect.
Age 29
Hotness 9
Description High cheekbones, intense expression, magnetically charismatic. Looks perpetually worn and ill-used whereas Whirljack radiates youth and power.   Long auburn hair; usually has a bit of stubble, or his hair is tied back in an unkempt manner, sometimes with a topknot. Large, imposing, attractive but not overly muscular.   Wears stylishly scruffy clothes, flannel shirts, jeans and worn leathers, deliberately scuffed work boots.
Skills Rock star. Inept at almost everything else, but his charisma comes through, making him into an affable loser.
Sexual prowess and kinks Up for anything. Not ashamed of twincest.
RBI 28
Average duration of play 23 minutes, 34 seconds

 

 

 

Donovan Chase Player #22
Vital Statistics 1.735 meters tall, cock size 16.80 cm when erect.
Age 27
Hotness 9
Description Handsome, bad-boy charm.   Medium brown hair, short but not close-cropped, casual. Short sideburns. Well-built although his body language seems lethargic and unfocused. Wears smart leather jackets and jeans that never look old or worn – the impression is initially careless, but his clothing is quite expensive.
Skills Drug overlord secretly employed by SSOps to control the drug trade in the Domha’vei. Knows his wares. Amazingly good spacecraft pilot.
Sexual prowess and kinks Pleasure pig.
RBI 26
Average duration of play 39 minutes, 24 seconds

 

 

 

Lorcan Fearghus Player #23
Vital Statistics 1.651 meters tall, cock size 15.77 cm when erect.
Age 25
Hotness 9
Description Devilishly handsome, his expression is usually wry or sardonic. Dark brown hair, medium length, carelessly overgrown cut. Small and wiry. He aims to intimidate, but not in an obvious or exaggerated way. Black jeans and t-shirt with white sneakers.   Used to wear a black overcoat, but as part of his reformation, began to wear a plaid sport coat which was obviously too large for him.
Skills Poet, psychotic, hero.   Surprisingly loyal despite his cynicism.
Sexual prowess and kinks Snuff and sadism.
RBI 39
Average duration of play 13 minutes, 41 seconds

 

 

 

Hurley O’Niall Player #24
Vital Statistics 1.680 meters tall, cock size 15.93 cm when erect.
Age 23
Hotness 7
Description Boyishly handsome, freckles.   Shoulder-length ginger curls.   Medium build, not particularly muscular. Loves bowler hats, brocade waistcoats and corsages.
Skills Psionic ability to read human dreams and fantasies. Is capable of entering Tara’s dreams.
Sexual prowess and kinks
RBI 11
Average duration of play 45 minutes, 16 seconds

 

 

 

Dermot McRath Player #25
Vital Statistics 1.765 meters tall, cock size 15.75 cm when erect.
Age 25
Hotness 10+
Description Achingly beautiful – full lips and graceful profile. Dark brown and silky hair. Perfectly proportioned; lightly muscular. Simple, elegant tunics and trousers, but he’d look good in anything.
Skills Philosopher. Able to see implications that others cannot.
Sexual prowess and kinks Makes vanilla sex seem glamorous.
RBI 4
Average duration of play 10 minutes, 37 seconds

 

 

 

Ari del Eden’d Player #26
Vital Statistics 2.184 meters tall, cock size 22.86 cm when erect.
Age 31
Hotness 9
Description Roughly handsome, a powerful, bestial element. Leonine, long, red hair. Gigantic, both tall and muscular, but more solid than cut.   Cares little for fashion; dresses practically.
Skills Educator, leader. Strong sense of loyalty and ethics.
Sexual prowess and kinks Knows how to put size to good use.
RBI 36
Average duration of play 18 minutes, 29 second

 

 

 

Manasseh del Eden’d Player #27
Vital Statistics 1.684 meters tall, cock size 15.85 cm when erect.
Age 25
Hotness 9
Description Sweet-faced, adorable. Really quite beautiful, but the overwhelming impression is cuteness, needing to be protected. Light brown hair, cut and feathered in a way which makes him adorable but hard to take seriously. Slight but pleasing build. Wears sweaters, chinos and dock shoes. Looks like a college student from the 1970s.
Skills Prophet and holy fool of the Archonist Church.
Sexual prowess and kinks Innocence is sexy.
RBI 9
Average duration of play 9 minutes, 42 seconds

 

 

 


HMSER Aran del Eden’d
Player #28
Vital Statistics 1.819 meters tall, cock size 17.02 cm when erect.
Age 42
Hotness 9
Description He has both Patrick’s handsomeness and Ailann’s dignity, but there’s a certain tired bitterness of experience.   Strong and intimidating; hair is blond, slicked back but generally disheveled, a short and naturalistic beard.   Prefers dark colors, heavy and textured fabrics, luxe and impressive.
Skills Goliath Archon. Exceedingly intelligent and capable of long-term strategy, but mostly keeps his ideas to himself.
Sexual prowess and kinks Kind of scary.
RBI 25
Average duration of play 58 minutes, 12 seconds

 

 

 

Valentin del Eden’d Player #29
Vital Statistics 1.770 meters tall, cock size 16.01 cm when erect.
Age 30
Hotness 8
Description Lean, perceptive features.   Resembles Mickey somewhat, but no one would ever underestimate Valentin’s intelligence. Light brown hair, worn efficiently close-cropped.   Leanly muscled, physically adept in combat. Prefers casual, unpretentious clothing that provides for free and easy movement.
Skills Intelligence gathering, observation and analysis. Plays the piano. As a musician, capable of keeping time inside of the pleroma.
Sexual prowess and kinks Knows as many sexual positions as Mickey knows combat styles.
RBI 7
Average duration of play 14 minutes, 33 seconds

 

 

 

Thomas del Eden’d Player #30
Vital Statistics 1.715 meters tall, cock size 15.54 cm when erect.
Age 36
Hotness 7
Description A duplicate of Tommy, but Thomas is thinner and more fit. Dark, slicked-back hair, one strand falls into his face deliberately. Dresses like he stepped out of the 22nd century rocketbilly revival – a bowling shirt, jeans with the cuffs rolled, blue suede shoes, one of those silly wrist chronometers with all the old-school scientific equipment built in – everything from a magnetic tweezer to a micro-particle image velocimeter to an ellipsometric contrast microscope.
Skills Disco singer and nightclub proprietor. As a musician, capable of keeping time inside of the pleroma.
Sexual prowess and kinks See duration of play.
RBI 1
Average duration of play 7 hours, 46 minutes 0 seconds

 

 

 

Malachi del Eden’d Player #31
Vital Statistics 1.675 meters tall, cock size 15.87 cm when erect.
Age 29
Hotness 8
Description Resembles Davy, but has the beauty of a still, dark lake. Boyish gravity. Slight build, dark hair, unremarkably styled. Dresses in a dark formal suit with a square, short-brimmed cap and silk scarf replacing the tie – a pastiche of ancient Earth fashions that was popular amongst the Skarsian aristos in the 34th century.
Skills “Magician”; has some of Davy’s creative abilities, but much more restricted (designed the blue moth mushroom), can often articulate obscure concepts and motivations in Ashtara’s mind.
Sexual prowess and kinks Drug-fueled orgies. Not nearly as harmless as he looks.
RBI 9
Average duration of play 17 minutes, 2 seconds

 

 

 

Lt. Constantine del Eden’d, JD, LL.CD. Player #32
Vital Statistics 1.774 meters tall, cock size 16.33 cm when erect.
Age 28
Hotness 8
Description Roughly carved features, large, sensuous lips. Light brown hair cut carelessly short, bangs look accidentally uneven. Very fit; wears a military officer’s uniform or Skarsian martial arts training clothes.
Skills Military lawyer, martial arts.
Sexual prowess and kinks Needs work in this area.
RBI 2
Average duration of play 9 minutes, 51 seconds

 

 

 

HMPS* Lucius del Eden’d Player #33
Vital Statistics 1.762 meters tall, cock size 16.02 cm when erect.
Age 26
Hotness 7
Description Sweet, inquisitive features.   Blond and bearded, carelessly trimmed.   Very thin. Can cover himself with cavitation bubbles – glows.   Prefers light, loose clothing.
Skills Diplomat, nuncio to the Combine of Sentients. Can use SongLuminant talent of possessing someone’s mind.
Sexual prowess and kinks
RBI 8
Average duration of play 15 minutes, 5 seconds

 

 

 

Archbishop Seth del Eden’d Player #34
Vital Statistics 1.811 meters tall, cock size 16.75 cm when erect.
Age 37
Hotness 8
Description Squared, intense, a snub nose.   Occasionally known to wear purple contact lenses. Bobbed auburn hair, tipped with purple. Imposing build. Wears black silks and velvets with a black velvet greatcoat.
Skills Archbishop of the Archonist Church. Researcher specializing in ethics and arcanum. Absolutely terrible at actual alchemical transformations, but studies ancient philosophical alchemy.
Sexual prowess and kinks There’s something sexy about sin.
RBI 22
Average duration of play 12 minutes, 22 seconds

 

 

 

Barnabas del Eden’d Player #35
Vital Statistics 1.838 meters tall, cock size 18.29 cm when erect.
Age 36
Hotness 7
Description Very similar to Owen, but looks sharper and more cynical. Muscular, a bit thinner than Owen. Neat dark hair, groomed sideburns, intentionally unshaven look. Wears practical, working clothes. He somehow looks slicker and more pulled-together than Owen.
Skills Mechanical engineer.
Sexual prowess and kinks unknown
RBI 0
Average duration of play unknown

 

 

 

Ethan del Eden’d Player #36
Vital Statistics 1.801 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect.
Age 36
Hotness 8 (but he plays himself down)
Description Very similar to Lugh, but looks more worn and tends to be unshaven. Hair is naturally dark blond and continually mussed. His build is similar to Lugh’s, but he slouches and makes much less of it. His body language is much less cocky than Lugh’s. Wears work clothes, similar to Owen.
Skills Materials engineer.
Sexual prowess and kinks unknown
RBI 0
Average duration of play unknown

 

 

 

Marius del Eden’d Player #37
Vital Statistics 1.749 meters tall, cock size 16.72 cm when erect.
Age 35
Hotness 7
Description Chiseled but handsome, a boxer’s build. Dark brown hair, slightly spiked cut, a short beard. Wears outdoorsy but stylish clothes such as heavy sweaters, parkas. Occasionally wears sunshades.
Skills Mercenary, ski instructor.
Sexual prowess and kinks Incredible sense of balance.
RBI 2
Average duration of play 11 minutes, 48 seconds

 

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