The charts below represent the text of the trading cards as originally represented in The Perpetual Rose. This information was originally compiled by Cüinn Cleary and Mickey Riley
Age denotes apparent physical age, not age of emanation.
Hotness is rated from Tara’s perception, on a scale of 1-10 where 5 = reasonably good-looking and 10 = impossible for humans to achieve.
*HMSER = His Most Sublime and Eminent Radiance; HMPS = His Most Puissant Sentience
Daniel Mc Darragh | Player #1 |
Vital Statistics | 1.822 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect. |
Age | 19 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Handsome in an adorable puppyish way. Lopsided grin. Dark, mid-length hair, falls into his eyes. Incredibly thin and weedy, pale. Loose-fitting tunics made of clearly organic rough weaves, boots, practical trousers. |
Skills | Sweet natured; covers for the fact that he has no real talents. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Sadly, vanilla. Endearingly awkward in bed. |
RBI | 71 |
Average duration of play | 15 minutes, 39 seconds |
Sloane Lord Redmond | Player #2 |
Vital Statistics | 1.755 meters tall, cock size 17.09 cm when erect. |
Age | 33 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Handsome, regular features, strong but wistful. Ideally built, a rugged, romantic hero. Light brown hair, efficiently cropped. Wears formal shirts, breeches and boots, but in an unaffected way, as a uniform. |
Skills | Good with horses. Self-sacrificing, delusional. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Gets off on soft-porn romance novels. |
RBI | 6 |
Average duration of play | 19 minutes, 13 seconds |
Evan Finlay-Cole, Esq. | Player #3 |
Vital Statistics | 1.815 meters tall, cock size 17.78 cm when erect. |
Age | 24 |
Hotness | 10 |
Description | Thin, delicate hands, gamine, pale. Sensuous lips, a dreamy sort of beauty. A carefully trimmed goatee, long, lovely golden hair often elaborately braided. Foppish cloaks and lacy sleeves; mostly now designed by Quennel. |
Skills | Incredible musician, prefers traditional instruments, madrigals etc. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Humiliation fetish. |
RBI | 24 |
Average duration of play | 11 minutes, 51 seconds |
Whirljack Riordan | Player #4 |
Vital Statistics | 1.9 meters tall*, cock size 17.45 cm when erect. |
Age | 29 |
Hotness | 10 |
Description | High cheekbones, intense expression, magnetically charismatic. Long auburn hair. Large, imposing, attractive but not overly muscular. Dress is casual with touches of quirky style. Looks effortless, but he’s well aware of the use of clothing to support an image. Most of Two of Jack’s income is from his clothing lines. |
Skills | Pop star, political activist, indomitable will. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | A sexual dynamo. Pretends he isn’t into twincest. |
RBI | 37 |
Average duration of play | 2 hours, 21 minutes, 17 seconds |
Michael “Mickey” Riley | Player #5 |
Vital Statistics | 1.770 meters tall, cock size 16.62 cm when erect. |
Age | 27 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Blandly handsome; capable of playing dumb, but there is a mischievous look in his eyes. Thin, but with wiry musculature. Medium blond hair, cut very short. When not in uniform he wears casual slacks or jeans paired with outrageously printed shirts, as if perpetually on an island shore leave. |
Skills | Intelligence agent, expert martial artist. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Fighting gets him hot. |
RBI | 426 |
Average duration of play | 9 minutes, 35 seconds |
Thomas “Tommy” Duffy | Player #6 |
Vital Statistics | 1.715 meters tall, cock size 15.54 cm when erect. |
Age | 36 |
Hotness | 7 |
Description | Medium build, solid but just starting to gain the natural weight of aging. Has the look of a handsome man who has seen better days; always looks like he’s had a rough night, but his world-weary aura adds to his charm. Dark hair, stylishly cut. Dresses formally for the club; likes ancient tuxedos. In daily life, very understated black clothing, jeans, expensive leather jackets. |
Skills | Nightclub singer. Friendly, a good listener. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Porn, sex toys, showers, lingerie, spanking, cosplay – pretty much everything except hard-core bdsm. |
RBI | 143 |
Average duration of play | 7 minutes, 46 seconds |
HRH Patrick Fitzroy | Player #7 |
Vital Statistics | 1.781 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect. |
Age | 35 |
Hotness | 10 |
Description | Perfectly built, perfectly handsome. A fairy-tale prince. Charming, charismatic, a good negotiator. Blond hair cut short with a side part. Perfectly built – fit, but musculature is part of the package and does not attract more attention than the whole. Impeccably tasteful dress. Often wears official ceremonial uniforms as part of his role as Prince Consort. |
Skills | Diplomat. Reliable, kind, tactful. Goes into murderous fugues. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | |
RBI | 795! |
Average duration of play | 17 minutes, 54 seconds |
Cüinn Cleary | Player #8 |
Vital Statistics | 1.703 meters tall, cock size 15.44 cm when erect. |
Age | 28 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Cute; he’d be handsome if he weren’t always gaping at everything. Wears thick-rimmed glasses he doesn’t need because he thinks it makes him look intellectual. Hair is medium brown, cut is utilitarian and unremarkable, tends to get overgrown. A bit on the thin-side, pale and not very conditioned as one might expect of a man who spends his life in a lab coat. He has two varieties of shirt: a striped sweater and a short-sleeved, collarless button-up. He has each in a variety of colors: black, red, white, green to pair with slacks and sneakers. In this way, he efficiently avoids having to bother thinking about what to wear. He feels naked without his lab coat. |
Skills | Theoretical physics. Genius. Idiot. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Thinks lab coats are sexy. |
RBI | 41 |
Average duration of play | 12 minutes, 46 seconds |
Sir James “Jamey” Maonach | Player #9 |
Vital Statistics | 1.882 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect. |
Age | 22 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | The thinnest emanation. Ethereal, pale, fine-boned. There is a great fragility about him. He is beautiful, but it is the sort of beauty brought on by much suffering. Strawberry blonde hair, slightly below shoulder-length. Wears folkish natural weaves in white, off-white and taupe. |
Skills | Gardening, botany, suffering. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Sex in the open air. |
RBI | 54 |
Average duration of play | 16 minutes, 34 seconds |
HMSER* Ailann Tiarnan | Player #10 |
Vital Statistics | 1.833 meters tall, cock size 17.78 cm when erect. |
Age | 44 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | Medium build. He carries himself with dignity and purpose. The effect is of an intimidating majesty. Wavy dark hair, moderately short, bearded. He’s very handsome, but the immediate reaction is to be more impressed than attracted – he seems distinguished, wise, compassionate. Generally garbed in the ceremonial robes of the Archon, which are sumptuous and regal, embroidered richly in traditional Dolparessan designs. |
Skills | Living God of Skarsia, controls power grid and defense system for the Domha’vei, also controls the weather on Dolparessa. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Fucks like God. |
RBI | 39 |
Average duration of play | 1 hour, 34 minutes, 32 seconds |
Admiral Cillian Whelan | Player #11 |
Vital Statistics | 1.829 meters tall, cock size 20.82 cm when erect. |
Age | 32 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Roughly handsome. Medium brown hair, crew cut, compact and muscular. Always moving a bit too far into someone else’s space. Almost always in military uniform; often wears shadehuds. |
Skills | Military strategist, tactician, able warrior. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Hard core bdsm. |
RBI | 190 |
Average duration of play | 34 minutes, 15 seconds |
David “Davy” Gannon | Player #12 |
Vital Statistics | 1.677 meters tall, cock size 15.66 cm when erect. |
Age | 28 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Sweet-faced with a boyish smile. Medium build, light brown hair, carelessly cut and swept to one side. Casual dress with playful accents. |
Skills | Toymaker, bioengineer, creator god. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | |
RBI | 66 |
Average duration of play | 14 minutes, 11 seconds |
Wynne Rafferty | Player #13 |
Vital Statistics | 1.733 meters tall, cock size 16.49 cm when erect. |
Age | 31 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Charismatically handsome. Medium build, very fit, blond hair, close cropped, sideburns. Stylish, slick, a little flashy. Has a thing for velvet jackets and vlizaard loafers. Gives the impression that he is continually trying to sell something, but he is so likable that no one minds. |
Skills | Gambler. Skews probability in his favor. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | |
RBI | 5 |
Average duration of play | 9 minutes, 34 seconds |
Owen Carrick | Player #14 |
Vital Statistics | 1.838 meters tall, cock size 18.29 cm when erect. |
Age | 36 |
Hotness | 7 |
Description | Square face with rough but gentle features. Dark brown, bangs, scruffy cut, thickly muscular. Wears denim with occasional casual leather, thrice-hardened steel toed boots. |
Skills | Mining/Geotechnical Engineer |
Sexual prowess and kinks | |
RBI | 19 |
Average duration of play | 13 minutes, 56 seconds |
Driscoll Garrett | Player #15 |
Vital Statistics | 1.727 meters tall, cock size 15.48 cm when erect. |
Age | 30 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Slim and fit, in the manner of a man who is nervously watching to make certain he cuts a stylish figure. Dark brown hair, overlong in front, has been known to experiment with different styles and styling techniques/products. Sensuous lips, a touch of androgyny. Dresses to outrage with scarfs, feather-boas, designer clothes, over-the-top glam. Often wears eyeliner. |
Skills | Artist, gallery owner, party planner. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Jazz cigarettes. |
RBI | 47 |
Average duration of play | 24 minutes, 11 seconds |
Ross Adare, JD, LL.CD. |
Player #16 |
Vital Statistics | 1.777 meters tall, cock size 16.71 cm when erect. |
Age | 35 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | Tara described him as a commercial grade Apollo. Very handsome, the kind of man women dream of as a trophy husband. Light brown hair, bleaches blonde in the sunlight, conservatively cut. Fit, tanned, moderately muscular. Wears expensive, exquisitely tailored suits. Has flare, but always tasteful. |
Skills | CEO, lawyer. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | |
RBI | 36 |
Average duration of play | 10 minutes, 15 seconds |
Callum O’Shea | Player #17 |
Vital Statistics | 1.719 meters tall, cock size 15.871 cm when erect. |
Age | 21 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | Pretty toyboy. Small and thin, with wiry musculature. Shaggy dark hair, almost shoulder-length, with streaks of blue-green dye. Wears leathers, boots, collar. Prefers to go shirtless, but will wear a white t in public. Nipple rings. |
Skills | Lifestyle submissive. Incredible tolerance to pain. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Will try anything. Enjoys abuse. |
RBI | 68 |
Average duration of play | 32 minutes, 43 seconds |
HMSER Suibhne Ennis | Player #18 |
Vital Statistics | 1.831 meters tall, cock size 16.53 cm when erect. |
Age | 34 |
Hotness | 7 |
Description | A handsome rounded face which can seem alternately stern or childlike. Long fiery hair, sometimes kept in a ponytail. Imposing build. Wears an array of bizarre fancy-dress costumes, most recently Admiral Nelson. |
Skills | Madman, Archon substitute. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | There’s just no telling. |
RBI | 17 |
Average duration of play | 12 minutes, 45 seconds |
Tarlach Tadgh | Player #19 |
Vital Statistics | 1.73 meters tall, cock size 15.44 cm when erect. |
Age | 37 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Inoffensively handsome except for a winning smile; gives the effect of being both serious and sympathetic. Light brown. hair, bearded, vaguely resembles Freud. Medium build, has a fondness for tweed. |
Skills | Talk show psychologist. He is insightful but also media savvy. He has a pragmatic view of ethics. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Other people’s business. |
RBI | 37 |
Average duration of play | 15 minutes, 31 seconds |
Lugh Carrick | Player #20 |
Vital Statistics | 1.801 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect. |
Age | 36 |
Hotness | 10 |
Description | Similar facial structure to Owen, but somehow gives the appearance of being much more attractive. Very, very handsome. Bleached blond hair with dark roots deliberately showing and coiffed into an elaborate pompadour. Gorgeous, beefy – a gay pinup body. Wears trendy leather, sunglasses, a caricature of 1950s style tough guy. |
Skills | “Mining engineer.” Has never worked a day in his emanation. The kind of guy who hangs out in leather bars looking hot. He’s also extraordinarily kind and sympathetic. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | His brother. |
RBI | 19 |
Average duration of play | 12 minutes, 19 seconds |
Blackjack Riordan | Player #21 |
Vital Statistics | 1.9 meters tall (Blackjack appears to be 1.785m tall, but only because he slumps), cock size 17.45 cm when erect. |
Age | 29 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | High cheekbones, intense expression, magnetically charismatic. Looks perpetually worn and ill-used whereas Whirljack radiates youth and power. Long auburn hair; usually has a bit of stubble, or his hair is tied back in an unkempt manner, sometimes with a topknot. Large, imposing, attractive but not overly muscular. Wears stylishly scruffy clothes, flannel shirts, jeans and worn leathers, deliberately scuffed work boots. |
Skills | Rock star. Inept at almost everything else, but his charisma comes through, making him into an affable loser. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Up for anything. Not ashamed of twincest. |
RBI | 28 |
Average duration of play | 23 minutes, 34 seconds |
Donovan Chase | Player #22 |
Vital Statistics | 1.735 meters tall, cock size 16.80 cm when erect. |
Age | 27 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | Handsome, bad-boy charm. Medium brown hair, short but not close-cropped, casual. Short sideburns. Well-built although his body language seems lethargic and unfocused. Wears smart leather jackets and jeans that never look old or worn – the impression is initially careless, but his clothing is quite expensive. |
Skills | Drug overlord secretly employed by SSOps to control the drug trade in the Domha’vei. Knows his wares. Amazingly good spacecraft pilot. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Pleasure pig. |
RBI | 26 |
Average duration of play | 39 minutes, 24 seconds |
Lorcan Fearghus | Player #23 |
Vital Statistics | 1.651 meters tall, cock size 15.77 cm when erect. |
Age | 25 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | Devilishly handsome, his expression is usually wry or sardonic. Dark brown hair, medium length, carelessly overgrown cut. Small and wiry. He aims to intimidate, but not in an obvious or exaggerated way. Black jeans and t-shirt with white sneakers. Used to wear a black overcoat, but as part of his reformation, began to wear a plaid sport coat which was obviously too large for him. |
Skills | Poet, psychotic, hero. Surprisingly loyal despite his cynicism. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Snuff and sadism. |
RBI | 39 |
Average duration of play | 13 minutes, 41 seconds |
Hurley O’Niall | Player #24 |
Vital Statistics | 1.680 meters tall, cock size 15.93 cm when erect. |
Age | 23 |
Hotness | 7 |
Description | Boyishly handsome, freckles. Shoulder-length ginger curls. Medium build, not particularly muscular. Loves bowler hats, brocade waistcoats and corsages. |
Skills | Psionic ability to read human dreams and fantasies. Is capable of entering Tara’s dreams. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | |
RBI | 11 |
Average duration of play | 45 minutes, 16 seconds |
Dermot McRath | Player #25 |
Vital Statistics | 1.765 meters tall, cock size 15.75 cm when erect. |
Age | 25 |
Hotness | 10+ |
Description | Achingly beautiful – full lips and graceful profile. Dark brown and silky hair. Perfectly proportioned; lightly muscular. Simple, elegant tunics and trousers, but he’d look good in anything. |
Skills | Philosopher. Able to see implications that others cannot. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Makes vanilla sex seem glamorous. |
RBI | 4 |
Average duration of play | 10 minutes, 37 seconds |
Ari del Eden’d | Player #26 |
Vital Statistics | 2.184 meters tall, cock size 22.86 cm when erect. |
Age | 31 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | Roughly handsome, a powerful, bestial element. Leonine, long, red hair. Gigantic, both tall and muscular, but more solid than cut. Cares little for fashion; dresses practically. |
Skills | Educator, leader. Strong sense of loyalty and ethics. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Knows how to put size to good use. |
RBI | 36 |
Average duration of play | 18 minutes, 29 second |
Manasseh del Eden’d | Player #27 |
Vital Statistics | 1.684 meters tall, cock size 15.85 cm when erect. |
Age | 25 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | Sweet-faced, adorable. Really quite beautiful, but the overwhelming impression is cuteness, needing to be protected. Light brown hair, cut and feathered in a way which makes him adorable but hard to take seriously. Slight but pleasing build. Wears sweaters, chinos and dock shoes. Looks like a college student from the 1970s. |
Skills | Prophet and holy fool of the Archonist Church. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Innocence is sexy. |
RBI | 9 |
Average duration of play | 9 minutes, 42 seconds |
HMSER Aran del Eden’d |
Player #28 |
Vital Statistics | 1.819 meters tall, cock size 17.02 cm when erect. |
Age | 42 |
Hotness | 9 |
Description | He has both Patrick’s handsomeness and Ailann’s dignity, but there’s a certain tired bitterness of experience. Strong and intimidating; hair is blond, slicked back but generally disheveled, a short and naturalistic beard. Prefers dark colors, heavy and textured fabrics, luxe and impressive. |
Skills | Goliath Archon. Exceedingly intelligent and capable of long-term strategy, but mostly keeps his ideas to himself. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Kind of scary. |
RBI | 25 |
Average duration of play | 58 minutes, 12 seconds |
Valentin del Eden’d | Player #29 |
Vital Statistics | 1.770 meters tall, cock size 16.01 cm when erect. |
Age | 30 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Lean, perceptive features. Resembles Mickey somewhat, but no one would ever underestimate Valentin’s intelligence. Light brown hair, worn efficiently close-cropped. Leanly muscled, physically adept in combat. Prefers casual, unpretentious clothing that provides for free and easy movement. |
Skills | Intelligence gathering, observation and analysis. Plays the piano. As a musician, capable of keeping time inside of the pleroma. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Knows as many sexual positions as Mickey knows combat styles. |
RBI | 7 |
Average duration of play | 14 minutes, 33 seconds |
Thomas del Eden’d | Player #30 |
Vital Statistics | 1.715 meters tall, cock size 15.54 cm when erect. |
Age | 36 |
Hotness | 7 |
Description | A duplicate of Tommy, but Thomas is thinner and more fit. Dark, slicked-back hair, one strand falls into his face deliberately. Dresses like he stepped out of the 22nd century rocketbilly revival – a bowling shirt, jeans with the cuffs rolled, blue suede shoes, one of those silly wrist chronometers with all the old-school scientific equipment built in – everything from a magnetic tweezer to a micro-particle image velocimeter to an ellipsometric contrast microscope. |
Skills | Disco singer and nightclub proprietor. As a musician, capable of keeping time inside of the pleroma. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | See duration of play. |
RBI | 1 |
Average duration of play | 7 hours, 46 minutes 0 seconds |
Malachi del Eden’d | Player #31 |
Vital Statistics | 1.675 meters tall, cock size 15.87 cm when erect. |
Age | 29 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Resembles Davy, but has the beauty of a still, dark lake. Boyish gravity. Slight build, dark hair, unremarkably styled. Dresses in a dark formal suit with a square, short-brimmed cap and silk scarf replacing the tie – a pastiche of ancient Earth fashions that was popular amongst the Skarsian aristos in the 34th century. |
Skills | “Magician”; has some of Davy’s creative abilities, but much more restricted (designed the blue moth mushroom), can often articulate obscure concepts and motivations in Ashtara’s mind. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Drug-fueled orgies. Not nearly as harmless as he looks. |
RBI | 9 |
Average duration of play | 17 minutes, 2 seconds |
Lt. Constantine del Eden’d, JD, LL.CD. | Player #32 |
Vital Statistics | 1.774 meters tall, cock size 16.33 cm when erect. |
Age | 28 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Roughly carved features, large, sensuous lips. Light brown hair cut carelessly short, bangs look accidentally uneven. Very fit; wears a military officer’s uniform or Skarsian martial arts training clothes. |
Skills | Military lawyer, martial arts. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Needs work in this area. |
RBI | 2 |
Average duration of play | 9 minutes, 51 seconds |
HMPS* Lucius del Eden’d | Player #33 |
Vital Statistics | 1.762 meters tall, cock size 16.02 cm when erect. |
Age | 26 |
Hotness | 7 |
Description | Sweet, inquisitive features. Blond and bearded, carelessly trimmed. Very thin. Can cover himself with cavitation bubbles – glows. Prefers light, loose clothing. |
Skills | Diplomat, nuncio to the Combine of Sentients. Can use SongLuminant talent of possessing someone’s mind. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | |
RBI | 8 |
Average duration of play | 15 minutes, 5 seconds |
Archbishop Seth del Eden’d | Player #34 |
Vital Statistics | 1.811 meters tall, cock size 16.75 cm when erect. |
Age | 37 |
Hotness | 8 |
Description | Squared, intense, a snub nose. Occasionally known to wear purple contact lenses. Bobbed auburn hair, tipped with purple. Imposing build. Wears black silks and velvets with a black velvet greatcoat. |
Skills | Archbishop of the Archonist Church. Researcher specializing in ethics and arcanum. Absolutely terrible at actual alchemical transformations, but studies ancient philosophical alchemy. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | There’s something sexy about sin. |
RBI | 22 |
Average duration of play | 12 minutes, 22 seconds |
Barnabas del Eden’d | Player #35 |
Vital Statistics | 1.838 meters tall, cock size 18.29 cm when erect. |
Age | 36 |
Hotness | 7 |
Description | Very similar to Owen, but looks sharper and more cynical. Muscular, a bit thinner than Owen. Neat dark hair, groomed sideburns, intentionally unshaven look. Wears practical, working clothes. He somehow looks slicker and more pulled-together than Owen. |
Skills | Mechanical engineer. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | unknown |
RBI | 0 |
Average duration of play | unknown |
Ethan del Eden’d | Player #36 |
Vital Statistics | 1.801 meters tall, cock size 16.51 cm when erect. |
Age | 36 |
Hotness | 8 (but he plays himself down) |
Description | Very similar to Lugh, but looks more worn and tends to be unshaven. Hair is naturally dark blond and continually mussed. His build is similar to Lugh’s, but he slouches and makes much less of it. His body language is much less cocky than Lugh’s. Wears work clothes, similar to Owen. |
Skills | Materials engineer. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | unknown |
RBI | 0 |
Average duration of play | unknown |
Marius del Eden’d | Player #37 |
Vital Statistics | 1.749 meters tall, cock size 16.72 cm when erect. |
Age | 35 |
Hotness | 7 |
Description | Chiseled but handsome, a boxer’s build. Dark brown hair, slightly spiked cut, a short beard. Wears outdoorsy but stylish clothes such as heavy sweaters, parkas. Occasionally wears sunshades. |
Skills | Mercenary, ski instructor. |
Sexual prowess and kinks | Incredible sense of balance. |
RBI | 2 |
Average duration of play | 11 minutes, 48 seconds |