Ace: I would like to pollinate Wynne. We’re really close, and I’d like to get closer. And I’d like to pollinate Driscoll because we aren’t close, and I’d like to change that.
Ailann: I prefer to hold myself aloof from charges of favoritism.
Aran: Perhaps the most desirable result would be achieved by allowing Tara to select my partner according to her fancy.
Ari: I don’t want to get wrapped up in the pollen-kink. I prefer to keep my focus where it belongs: Tara.
Axel: How strange will I look if I pick Suibhne?
Balin: I’d really like to pollinate Chase. I know he doesn’t get out much, but I feel badly about the way things went down in the experiment. I’d like to prove to him that there’s a reason to enjoy life.
Barnabas: I talked it over with Ethan, and what we would really like is a foursome with Owen and Lugh.
Beat: As I’ve said before, I’d really like to pollinate Lorcan. And I would very much like to maintain my relationship with Harsh – that is, if he’s interested. I know Lorcan is interested because we’ve talked about it. I do understand that because I’ve cross-pollinated before, my request won’t be a priority, but when it becomes possible, please consider it. I don’t mind waiting.
Blackjack: As far as cross-pollination goes, Seth. But there’s something I’d like more. I know it’s a pain, but could Whirljack and I do that thing that Lugh and Owen did?
Callum: Pollination is uncomfortable for me. There’s just something so animal about it. I can only really do forced pollination. So if someone were to make me pollinate and then maybe steal my pollen and take it to another galaxy, it would be an enormous turn on. Otherwise, I just can’t.
Chase: Are you nuts? No one will seriously want me to pollinate him.
Cillian: Thomas. I’ve had Tommy fuck knows how many times, and I’m just curious to see if Thomas is any different.
Constantine: My brother, Ross. From the moment I emanated, I wanted to make him happy. Also, I’ve got a little something going with Tarlach. He’s done a lot to help me, and I really appreciate that he supported my brother when no one else would.
Cüinn: I did the logical thing and consulted the color space. The most optimal pairing is Owen, but I’m not sure I want to go there. Besides, he’s already on the same tree as I am. My other choices are Ari and Aran, but they’re a little intense for me, and I think picking Ethan would open a can of worms. Harsh and Beat already look attached, and Seth is in Lorcan’s entourage. So I guess it’s Marius.
Daniel: I’m the first to admit that I’m old-fashioned, but I need to get with the times. I used to be able to count on Sloane and Evan being right next to me in my bed, but these days Evan has a partner, and Sloane is Mr. Popularity. Well, good for them! So I should take this opportunity to expand my horizons. And there are so many really fit looking branches beyond Atlas, it’s hard to narrow it down. If I have to choose, I’ll take Malachi. He’s really cute and really sweet, and he always seems to know what’s going on, which is a big plus.
Davy: So if I get this right, since Constantine will go for anything, and Tara will go for anything as long as it’s fucked up perverse, Tarlach will be the one arranging all these hookups. Tarlach, I’m just gonna call you Pimp-Meister from now on. Hey, Suibhne, make sure that goes on his trading card! Since I know how the game is gonna be played, let’s be obvious. Pimp-Meister, I will suck on your dick if you get me a date with hot little Manasseh.
Dermot: I put a lot of thought into this. My first impulse was Malachi, but then I thought no, we’re too close and too much alike. And then I tried to think of the branch who is the most different from me, but that would be Ari, and he doesn’t like me much. Finally, I decided on Till. Till is practical where I tend to philosophize, he’s got a zest for life and his roots on firm ground. He also has that peculiar aspect of being part Denolin, which might be interesting to explore.
Driscoll: I do totally totally totally understand how pathetic I’m being, but Aran. Because he is Patrick’s brother, and they do resemble each other a little. And Lorcan takes me for granted anyway.
Ellery: [no request submitted]
Ethan: I’m with Barnabas.
Evan: This is rather a delicate subject. I’d have to say that I prefer natural means. The thought of alchemically secreting petroleum products to attract little triplane pollinators – there’s just no romance in it. What I’d really prefer is if Canopus could be positioned close to my branch the next time we’re on Dolparessa.
Harsh: I wouldn’t mind repeating the experiment with Beat. Other than that, Quennel. I’ll bet I could learn a few things from him. And – this is going to sound a bit strange – Cüinn. I like the geekboi thing. And, of course, Patrick, but I’m going to be realistic about my chances there. I’m supposed to be the emanation who embodies pleasure, but with Patrick, I feel like there’s so much I could learn at the roots of the master.
Hurley: I’m not interested in cross-pollination. Ever since the dream we shared with Tara, I’ve wanted Driscoll, the real Driscoll whom I saw that night. Somehow, I lost him, and he just keeps getting further away.
Jamey: [Prefers natural means.]
Lens: Valentin is both sensitive and perceptive. I think we could understand each other quite well.
Lorcan: Beat or Seth. I know who my friends are.
Lucius: I like to be pollinated by a man with a firm anther, if you know what I mean. Like Ailann.
Lugh: I’m open to anything as long as it’s okay with Owen. Don’t worry about prioritizing me. If there’s a branch who really wants to be cross-pollinated, but no one requests him, I’ll gladly do it.
Malachi: I feel really pretentious for asking this, but Daniel. He’s so innocent and yet wise. I’m a little in awe of him.
Manasseh: I’m pretty open about a partner, but I’m looking for a steady relationship. If somebody requested me, I’d try it.
Marius: I don’t normally think of myself as that kind of branch, but something really appeals to me about Callum.
Mickey: Ever since I saw Bubble Fun, I’ve had my eye on Lucius. What a kinky guy. Constantine is good too – how can you look at that body and not want to do him?
Owen: This is awkward. Did Lugh pick someone? I’ll go along with Lugh.
Patrick: I’m picking Rand. He’s not that popular yet because a lot of people don’t know him, but the way he handled that situation with the SongLuminants is impressive, and he was an excellent partner in our own experiment.
Quennel: Regretfully, I have to decline. Evan is more jealous than he likes to think. And in all fairness, Canopus will get many pollination opportunities that other branches will not.
Rand: I know everyone is going to say Patrick, but Patrick. He’s my idol.
Ross: Constantine. His support means the world to me.
Seth: I promised both Lorcan and Blackjack that I would pollinate them if I could. I think it would behoove the CCPR to help me maintain my integrity.
Sloane: I’m a little overwhelmed, to be honest. I’ve never had so many willing partners in my life. So for now I’ll pass – maybe I’ll want to try it later.
Solomon: I just got here, and I know my request came in after everyone else, so I’m going to have to stand in line. And I also know that it’s based on a painfully obvious first impression, but Dermot is more beautiful than anything I ever imagined. This is going to sound terrible, but Dermot is more beautiful than Tara. Of course, Tara is more Tara than everything, which means she wins hands down. But I can have both. I’m so lucky to be a branch.
Suibhne: I would like to participate in an experiment pollinating penguins. I really can’t understand why we haven’t emanated a penguin. I’m sure Tara needs one. Maybe it’s one of the secret numbers. Or maybe I’m a penguin in disguise. I’ll bet there are penguins at Yggdrasil – it’s pretty remote, and penguins flock to the frosty wilderness. Maybe Lens is a penguin, and that’s why he has to wear those glasses. Also, the way Axel’s hair spikes, he’s got to be a rockhopper. That’s it, I pick Axel. No one else will think of him, and he’s the next one to get laid, and since I figured out the fokkerfly life-cycle, I should get to cross-pollinate first.
Tarlach: Contrary to popular belief, I am not in this for my own advantage. I will withdraw from the current round unless I receive a request.
Thomas: I’ll just bet that Tommy asked for Ari. Tommy has no subtlety. Me, I’m going for an expert: Harsh.
Till: I’d like to see what happens when two Archons get together.
Tommy: All right, I’m not going to win any points here, but I have to be honest. I’m pretty superficial. Size matters to me. That’s why I like being Cillian’s…well, not quite his bitch, I mean, Callum is his bitch. But yeah. He’s equipped. So if I’m gonna do the cross-pollination thing, I’d really like to get with Ari. Any way he’d like it, top, bottom or sideways, is okay by me.
Valentin: I think Mickey is hot, and I’d like to get to know him better.
Whirljack: I’m not opposed to cross-fertilization, but I’d rather allow relationships to develop organically.
Wynne: Ace, of course, but on the outside, Balin. He beat Whirljack, and that’s pretty impressive. He’s going to be a winner.