My name is Meighan Chimera. I’m a professional translator and computer chess aficionado. On April 2, 2012, my life was changed forever. I was visited by an alien.
I pause for your laughter.
This alien did not come to dissect cattle, subvert the government or engage in strange sexual practices. He merely wanted me to publish a series of tell-all autobiographical works which described his strange sexual practices, government subversion and practice of taxidermy as an art form.
I am currently in the process of translating his seventh book. Will the harassment never cease? Apparently not. Displeased with my attempt to bury publicize his work, Ashtara blackmailed persuaded me into setting up a blog site with me in the role of webmaster/translator/moderator.
Why would he need a moderator? Perhaps the fact that he now has 42 46 57 human personalities has something to do with it. Of course, he’s only human when he’s not a tree, or a moth made of radiant nul-energy, but I’ll let him explain that to you. As far as I’m concerned, I’m just posting the pictures.
I confirm. And I have faced it. We can communicate on this theme. Here or in PM.
Wait, do you mean that sentient trees from the future have asked you to translate their autobiographies, too? Maybe we should call the X-Files.
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I knew we were going to get this kind of harassment. Listen, Mr. Carlossada, I’m just the webmaster, not the Archon’s personal secretary. If you want him to fix your erection problems, you’ll just have to pray to him like everybody else. I’ve heard that bribing Archbishop Venesti for an audience can help, too.
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Ah, you must be an Archonist. I can tell from the syntax that your native tongue is Galactic Standard.