A History of Ash

A History of Ash

Here's how to get the novels: read the first book, Wooden Heart, online! New: The Portable Grove is being published online - watch for updates!
"I'm not ashamed to admit that my grandfather was a nectarine."

"I'm not ashamed to admit that my grandfather was a nectarine."

If you've ever wondered what a tree with multiple personalities has to say, here's your chance...original blog entries and excerpts from the novels.
Miscellaneous artifacts

Miscellaneous artifacts

Scientific papers, motivational posters, excerpts from "The Poison Garden of Lorcan Fearghus," shameless promotion of the Two of Jacks retrospective box set - you'll find it all here.
The Archonist Church

The Archonist Church

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