The Chevalier’s Arbor

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The Chevalier’s Arbor:

Some Achievements of its Knights

including an Encyclopedia of Horticultural Heraldry

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As transcribed into 21st Century English by Meighan Chimera

From the original text by

Her Eminence Tara del D’myn, Matriarch of Skarsia and

various emanations of Ashtara, Living God of Skarsia,

Shambhala, Nightside, and the Provinces and Territories

with insertions from the transcripts of the Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry into the Attempted Destabilization of Human Autonomy

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Text and images copyright ©2017 Meighan Chimera

All Rights Reserved

The quote in “The Pride of the Ascomanni” is from Tennyson’s “The Lotus Eaters.”

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Table of Contents

Translator’s Note

The Pleroma and Qualifying Achievements

Chapter One: An Achievement Long Awaited

Chapter Two: The Quest Proclaimed

Chapter Three: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 849235

Chapter Four: A Painful Achievement

Chapter Five: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 389soih8

Chapter Six: Achievements of Love and Lawn Maintenance

Chapter Seven: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part as23498

Chapter Eight: An Unexpected Achievement

Chapter Nine: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 90345kh

Chapter Ten: Of the Nature of the Quest

Chapter Eleven: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part qwoif888

Chapter Twelve: A Deserved Achievement

Chapter Thirteen: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part vc908

Chapter Fourteen: A Quiet Interlude

Chapter Fifteen: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part %$fr**9

Chapter Sixteen: A Courageous Achievement

Chapter Seventeen: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 83jkhj32

Chapter Eighteen: A Missed Achievement

Chapter Nineteen: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part fff555

Chapter Twenty: A Melodic Achievement

Chapter Twenty-One: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 3845j@@9

Chapter Twenty-Two: A Disastrous Achievement

Chapter Twenty-Three: Shootout at Shroomtown

Chapter Twenty-Four: A Haunting Achievement

Chapter Twenty-Five: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 453kfha99

Chapter Twenty-Six: A Futile Achievement

Chapter Twenty-Seven: A Brutal Achievement

Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 3465df

Chapter Twenty-Nine: A Fishy Achievement

Chapter Thirty: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part o56kfj

Chapter Thirty-One: A Secret Achievement

Chapter Thirty-Two: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 6767%tgh

Chapter Thirty-Three: A Well-knit Achievement

Chapter Thirty-Four: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 32kj9sa*

Chapter Thirty-Five: Revenge

Chapter Thirty-Six: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part223jk4h9

Chapter Thirty-Seven: A Chilling Achievement

Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 0sa098-4

Chapter Thirty-Nine: A Blushing Achievement

Chapter Forty: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 023!kpl

Chapter Forty-One: A Whale of an Achievement

Chapter Forty-Two: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part adshf45389

Chapter Forty-Three: A Disturbing Revelation

Chapter Forty-Four: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 209u*67

Chapter Forty-Five: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 887722r

Chapter Forty-Six: An Achievement of Will

Chapter Forty-Seven: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 887722s

Chapter Forty-Eight: A Pair of Lucky Achievements

Chapter Forty-Nine: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part $38.50

Chapter Fifty: An Apologetic Achievement

Chapter Fifty-One: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part1t3r&kl

Chapter Fifty-Two: In Which Nothing Is Achieved

Chapter Fifty-Three: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part ui7890

Chapter Fifty-Four: A Well-Earned Achievement

Chapter Fifty-Five: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part yy53(i)

Chapter Fifty-Six: A Metaphorical Achievement

Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part4949^^r

Chapter Fifty-Eight: Two Achievements Which Require Some Fixing

Chapter Fifty-Nine: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part er@3487pl

Chapter Sixty: In Which, Quite Surprisingly, Something Is Almost Achieved

Chapter Sixty-One: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part75446.98-fub

Chapter Sixty-Two: Recognizing Achievements

Chapter Sixty-Three: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part HJ98&20g

Chapter Sixty-Four: A Setback

Chapter Sixty-Five: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part huasd7

Chapter Sixty-Six: An Achievement Unlocked

Chapter Sixty-Seven: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 566^uy*

Chapter Sixty-Eight: The Pinnacle of Achievement

Chapter Sixty-Nine: The Combine of Sentients Special Inquiry Part 69

Chapter Seventy: Homecoming Achievement

Chapter Seventy-One: Coda

Further Curious Tales of the Knights of the Chevalier’s Arbor

The Sinking of the Elusive Queen

An Achievement of Dubious Merit

#67 Complete an Unfinished Opus

Automotive Service

Optimal Position

Treasure Hunt

The Pride of the Ascomanni

Set Up

Sharing a Beer with Friends

The Weaver’s Calling

Meat, or Boys Will Be Boys

Daemon Pact

Trust Fall

No Regrettes

Appendix: Quest Achievement Scorecard {Spoiler Alert!}

 

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